All other clothing articles simply drop off to the floor when hanger is employed.Date of Recovery: 09-15-████ Location of Recovery: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada Current Status: In storage. When shaken, instead of falling snow, it shows a miniature-scale nuclear explosion.
Item Description: An HB pencil which cannot be used to write, and only draws photorealistic images of Jimi Hendrix eating various foods.
It emits no radiation, sound, or force, and the explosion pattern changes every shake.
Aftereffects such as radioactive snow and black rain have been observed.
Foreword: The SCP Foundation has discovered a substantial number of items which are simply too useless to merit further attention.
This document lists those items which have prompted some curiosity.