But three weeks (and six dates) from now, you'll realize that online dating is, for better and worse, just like regular dating—and not, sadly, like ordering a pizza online. It's boring, but dating-site handles aren't eligible for the Pulitzer.
Also, there's a specific place for you to talk up your hobbies, and it's not your handle, ILike Sexn Soccer. (And if they were, Ding Dong 9Inch Wong would take it every year.) All a username has to convey is "I'm not crazy." Your profile can take it from there.
Just because we have mutual friends doesn't mean I need you going to them and asking questions about me. swipe right." So I happen to be none of those things. But the fact that you're expecting women to self-select their way out of your profile in order to defer to your preferences is problematic to me. Be honest (about what you look like, about where you live, and about your intentions—or lack thereof).
So let your freak/geek/pedantic-wine-lover flag fly."My life is CRAZY.With over 50 million active users in 196 countries, Tinder has outlasted its flavor-of-the-month status, becoming the most popular geo-targeting app out there. If I still don't respond the third time, motherf***er GIVE UP." - Jackie U. Each day there are 26 million matches made on Tinder, with more than 8 billion matches made to date. You may want to show off your physique, but on the first swipe, she probably doesn't want to see you naked." Of course, landing the coveted right swipe takes more than just the right photo. (Okay, maybe I will.) I'd like to tell you I hang glide and build soup kitchens in Haiti, but last Saturday I got drunk at home and watched an entire season of_ Gossip Girl_.I guess that's me 'living in the moment.' God, I'm such a dork.""Why do we connect?